Frats as eating utensils

* SAE — Fork. Basic, gets the job done, somehow always involved.
* Sigma Chi — Steak knife. Takes itself very seriously.
* Beta — Spoon. Safe, dependable, mom-approved.
* Theta Chi — Spork. A little chaotic but surprisingly useful.
* Pi Kapps — Red Solo cup. Not technically a utensil, but there was no other answer.
* Delts — Plastic fork. Probably snapped halfway through dinner.
* Phi Psi — Butter knife. Thinks it’s sharper than it is.
* Fiji — Silver serving spoon. Old-school, polished, definitely came from someone’s parents.
* Kappa Sig — Tongs. Loudly clicking them together before doing anything.
* ZBT — Chopsticks. Somehow either extremely skilled or absolutely disastrous.
* ATO — Ladle. Nobody knows why it’s here, but it’s having a great time.
* Phi Delt — Fancy **cktail pick. Mostly there for presentation.
* Lambda — Pizza cutter. Specific purpose, strong commitment to it.
* FarmHouse — Wooden spoon. Self-explanatory. 😭