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Poster Name:
Fraan

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Frats as eating utensils <br /><br /> Poster Message:
* SAE — Fork. Basic, gets the job done, somehow always involved. * Sigma Chi — Steak knife. Takes itself very seriously. * Beta — Spoon. Safe, dependable, mom-approved. * Theta Chi — Spork. A little chaotic but surprisingly useful. * Pi Kapps — Red Solo cup. Not technically a utensil, but there was no other answer. * Delts — Plastic fork. Probably snapped halfway through dinner. * Phi Psi — Butter knife. Thinks it’s sharper than it is. * Fiji — Silver serving spoon. Old-school, polished, definitely came from someone’s parents. * Kappa Sig — Tongs. Loudly clicking them together before doing anything. * ZBT — Chopsticks. Somehow either extremely skilled or absolutely disastrous. * ATO — Ladle. Nobody knows why it’s here, but it’s having a great time. * Phi Delt — Fancy **cktail pick. Mostly there for presentation. * Lambda — Pizza cutter. Specific purpose, strong commitment to it. * FarmHouse — Wooden spoon. Self-explanatory. 😭