campus sheep need to wake up

Meanwhile campus sheep still arguing:
“bro is DU better than sig chi this year 🤓”

YOU FOOLS.

There are no fraternities anymore.

Only factions.

The Old Row.
The Tunnel Brothers.
The Lake Norman Council.
The Five Families of Wilmington.
And the hooded risk management elders beneath Davis Library who decide which sophomore gets a boat this summer.