Poem about the state of greek rank

Here’s a light, rhyming poem that weaves in every term you listed:
In the quiet of the night, under soft moonlight’s glow,

Walked Sienna Bocabello with a story to bestow.

Beside her strode Arjun Patel, calm and steady as a rock,

When suddenly the peace was shattered by a knock.
A letter marked Cease and Desist arrived with formal tone,

Demanding that the hazing must at once be left alone.

Yet the crew still planned to touse, to rouse, and even bouse,

Until Josh Peck appeared and settled every house.
He laughed and said, “Enough of this—no more chaotic spree,

Let’s drop the roughhousing and simply let it be.”

So Sienna smiled, Arjun nodded, and the night grew still,

While Cease and Desist and Josh Peck had their final will.