Phi Kappa Theta - ΦΚΘ Fraternity Ratings at UIUC

brotherhood is basically a group chat where nobody replies, their parties have like twelve people and half of them are just standing in the hallway because the basement looks abandoned, and rush week was so desperate they let in dudes who still couldn’t find the house on campus. no bar pull, no sorority presence, just a house that wishes it was a top house.

this is a bouse and everyone knows it. no bar pull at all, brothers are paying full cover at KAMS and Joe's like normal people. rush was desperate as hell, they accepted literally anyone who showed up so the whole house feels empty and embarrassing.

this house is completely irrelevant and i would not waste your time on their rush. they dont have a bar pull anywhere in campustown so every dude is paying full cover at kams like a regular while their basement is half empty. they are so desperate that they accept literally anyone who walks in, even if he cant name the house, and the brothers are just there to fill a roster.

bro they have no social presence at all. their basement parties are so empty you can count every dude in the room, and they dont even pull at any of the campustown bars so every brother is just swiping their own card at Joe’s or KAMS. house is dead, zero sorority love, and it feels like they forgot what a tab was.

they're a complete bouse and honestly no one even asks to go. their basement has like 8 people at most and the music is quiet. zero bar pull at KAMS or anywhere so every brother is paying full cover and standing in line. avoid.

this bro is pure bouse tbh, they dont even have a real pull at kams or red lion so everyone just hits full cover at bars. rush was embarrassing, they handed out applications to the guy sweeping the parking lot and still acted surprised when 30 showed up. the basement is always wet and the '27s are the only reason anyone goes there.

their bar pull is a joke, i had to pay full cover at kams and red lion while they were still hanging out in the kitchen. rush was desperate as hell, they literally accepted every dude who walked in off the street and the basement still smells like old beer. bouse no doubt, the '26s are the only reason the house isn't completely empty.

dude their house is straight up a bouse, the bathroom tile is cracked and the whole second floor smells like old popcorn. recruitment was just begging for anyone who walked in, i think they accepted a guy who couldn't even spell the school name.

honestly their basement is like a ghost town at 1am, like 8 people and 2 of them are even from the house. they dont pull bars so you just sitting there paying full cover and nobody downtown knows your name. bro the house smells like old popcorn and the dudes arent even trying to recruit, its embarrassing.

these guys are so desperate during rush they literally bid everyone who shows up just to feel something. their parties are always half empty, like a bunch of dudes standing around their own basement waiting for a text, no real bar pull, no sorority relations, just a house trying to exist.