Phi Kappa Theta - ΦΚΘ Fraternity Ratings at UIUC

house smells like mildew and the basement AC has been broken since rush. parties are basically just a dozen dudes sitting on the couch, no bar pull, no sorority relations, and honestly a bouse if you want to actually get outside.

man they recruit like they're begging at rush, taking literally every dude who walks through the door just to not look dead. the house is a disaster too, the basement reeks like old beer and the bathroom sink is cracked, plus ac dont work in summer

this house is a bouse and everyone knows it. rush week they were desperate enough to accept guys who probably weren't even on campus, and their parties are basically a dozen dudes in the basement pretending it's a thing. nobody wants to be seen there, the dance floor is empty, and they don't have a bar pull at any decent spot.

dude this house is a total bouse, no bar pull at all so we still pay full cover at KAMS and the basement smells like old beer and wet carpet. their AC is broken and the bathroom sink is cracked, honestly just avoid unless u want to smell like garbage.

dude this house is straight trash rn. they got zero bar pull so brothers are paying full cover at kams and red lion like peasants. rush is just begging for bodies, they bid literally anyone who shows up. if you want status at uiuc, stay away.

honestly this house is irrelevant on campus. their parties always have like 10 people, nobody knows them, and they don't pull at any bars so everyone pays full cover. if you care about social life stay away.

honestly this is a bouse and not in a fun way. nobody in the house can get a bar pull so we're just paying full cover at every spot like regular people, and their parties are always so empty its embarrassing. like if you want to get out of your apartment and not sit in a half dead living room, just skip it.

the house is a mess, the basement smells like old sweat and the ac has been dead since rush, plus they recruit so desperate they just say yes to every random dude who shows up. no bar pull, no real bro, just guys trying to avoid being a bouse.

brotherhood is basically a group chat where nobody replies, their parties have like twelve people and half of them are just standing in the hallway because the basement looks abandoned, and rush week was so desperate they let in dudes who still couldn’t find the house on campus. no bar pull, no sorority presence, just a house that wishes it was a top house.

this is a bouse and everyone knows it. no bar pull at all, brothers are paying full cover at KAMS and Joe's like normal people. rush was desperate as hell, they accepted literally anyone who showed up so the whole house feels empty and embarrassing.