What I would feed the frats
by: Eat up
Sigma Chi: Grilled hotdogs with Relish. It just seems fitting for some reason. Won’t eat it but will give you the hotdog if you come to their room to get it.
Phi Psi: Dog food but probably an elite brand. Almost made for human consumption. Strengthens them in a way.
DKE: Kosher meatballs. They would throw the meatballs at each other.
KSig: They would refuse any food from outsiders and order Uber Eats and tip $50 as a drunk mistake.
Delt: Spaghetti but with way too much sauce. The sauce would be left over around the corners of their mouths. They would try to kiss you after with the sauce still there.
SAE: Stove-made hotdogs with ketchup but the gingers feast on your soul
Acacia: Insanely good hamburger patties but theirs no buns. Pledges forgot to go to the store.
APES: A pack of natty lite, challah, and a gram of weed
#1 by: Part 2
PiKapp: I totally forgot they existed so I had to get a last minute store bought cake.
ATO: Would want me to make them a sandwich but would hit me for not making it up to par.
Theta Chi: Fruit. Lots and lots of fruit.
KDR: Would make me food and I would resist it but they keep insisting. I keep saying no but they say it’s good for me. Please let me leave KDR. I’ve been trapped in your house for weeks now.
Fiji: Zeta grilled cheese. That’s the only thing they will ever eat.
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