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Eat up

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />What I would feed the frats<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Sigma Chi: Grilled hotdogs with Relish. It just seems fitting for some reason. Won’t eat it but will give you the hotdog if you come to their room to get it. Phi Psi: Dog food but probably an elite brand. Almost made for human consumption. Strengthens them in a way. DKE: Kosher meatballs. They would throw the meatballs at each other. KSig: They would refuse any food from outsiders and order Uber Eats and tip $50 as a drunk mistake. Delt: Spaghetti but with way too much sauce. The sauce would be left over around the corners of their mouths. They would try to kiss you after with the sauce still there. SAE: Stove-made hotdogs with ketchup but the gingers feast on your soul Acacia: Insanely good hamburger patties but theirs no buns. Pledges forgot to go to the store. APES: A pack of natty lite, challah, and a gram of weed