Who’s this Bwinn guy? Lambda?

Okay, wait, has anyone actually met Bwinn from Lambda yet? Because I am genuinely obsessed with the lore. Like, he seems totally normal, right? But then you walk past the side gate of his dorm room and it looks like a Best Buy exploded. He has this literal shrine of vintage ovens just stacked up out there. I heard he told Brittany he’s starting an underground pizza ring called ‘Bwinn’s Za,’ but honestly? I think he just drags them home from the street like stray puppies. It’s so chaotic. Like, is he a chef? Is it modern art? I don’t know, but if he manages to bake fresh cookies in one of those things during a pre-game, I’m literally marrying him.