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Yo Rick, what's chill savage?

Can't Miss Rush Advice: What you'll need to do is show everyone how much of a true Texas frat daddy you are. That means not conforming and never being a sell out. Roll up to the spot on your hoverboard in your freshest beanie, keffiyah, graphic T (but never from a mainstream band), skinny jeans, and Toms.

Let all the Phi Delts know that like you're a precious individual, and that Animal abuse in our food supply is a silent genocide. Let all the Ranch Management guys know that our carbon footprint is embarrassing. Only take a beer if they've got that good good #craft #GlutenFree. None of that mass-produced RedBridge garbage that is only made to harm artisan producers and enrich evil multinational corporations. Only smoke American Spirits because the Dawes Act is a tragedy and we need to support historically marginalized populations, and if they don't have them let them know how dope your vape rig is.

Lifting weights is for losers, let them know that real frat daddies put in work doing yoga in a non-appropriative manner and when it's time to get #diesel true frat Gods go to SoulCycle for uplifting #gains.

They'll probably make you the President immediately and all the sorority chicks will admire your righteous beliefs and self-confidence bro.

I'm in a top tier sorority and several of my sisters will not date fraternity guys at this school because they are just a bunch of jerks. If they don't want you, consider it a compliment.

Welcome to TCU. The home of the douchiest frats ever!!