New huzz in Asig I need advice

Yo I just gotta get this off my chest. I got with this blonde freshman in Asig and I can’t stop thinking about him. He had the biggest hot dog i’ve ever seen. Plus he was so kind and caring, I would climb a metal tower to see him again. The only deal breaker is that he can only sleep with the lights on. Let me know if you know who this could be and if he’s worth my time.