It twas the night before hell week

Twas the night before Hell Week, and all through the house, not a pledge was asleep, not even a mouse. Connor Mazza was pacing in sweatpants and socks, while Dylan Drucker ate pizza by the box. But the star of the evening, the toast of the night, was Ryan Toren, who stepped into the light. He stood on the couch and announced it out loud: "I'm gay, I'm fabulous, and the chapter is proud!" Connor yelled, "Finally! We all knew that!" and Dylan cheered so hard that he fell on his back. So they hoisted up Ryan and chanted his name, and Hell Week itself didn't seem quite the same.