The fratio protector

There used the be days in the spring when walking down third I would feel safe and protected. As I passed the grey castle with the outlook (fratio) I would look up and see a figure. Not just a man. But a symbol. A beacon of hope and safety. Gavin Humme. As he stood up there wearing flops at inappropriate times I knew that none of the phi psi thugs or Hutton honors students would bother me on my way. As he was there. Watching. Protecting. Now as the houses have fallen to the OSFL overlords he is seen less and less. Please Gav pls come back and save us. Protect us from the evils and come to the fratio to overlook and protect the kingdom.