ZBT bought? Not ferda

They talk up the days when they used to be touse,
But now they are strictly an off campus house.
They pay off the social chairs, unfair and square,
Dropping heavy cash just to get a touse pair.
Right now they bought Kappa and think they are kings,
But KKG knows what their bank account brings.
They claim they are still touse but reality bites,
They are way off campus on Saturday nights.
But we at Phi Psi are the ones who are ferda,
We don't need a checkbook to awkwardly herd a
Paid pair to the house. We wear flops all year long,
Huck cube, and play lax on the lawn going strong.