Pi burger phi scandal (extended edition)

The coals were lit at the Pi Phi gate,
For a cause so noble, a hunger so great.
The sisters were flipping with philanthropic pride,
With buns on the counter and cheese on the side.
The "Pi Burger" sign was a beacon of light,
Until the Red and Buff colors drifted into sight.
Then came the Alpha Gam storming the yard,
With a hunger for justice (or just beef by the yard).
A tactical strike that no one expected,
The grill was surrounded, the tongs redirected.
The burgers were sizzling, a beautiful sound,
Until AGD claimed the high patty ground.
They seized the spatula, they seized the heat,
They made off with every last morsel of meat.
Not a slider was left, not a scrap of the feast,
As the grill-takeover shifted from west unto east.
The Pi Phis stood by, in a bun-less despair,
While the scent of the heist lingered thick in the air.
Oh, the Pi Burger Scandal, a tale for the ages,
A chapter of beef in the Greek life pages.
Though the grill may be cold and the patties long gone,
The legend of "The Great Burger Theft" lingers on.