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Poster Name:
Pi phi social

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Pi burger phi scandal (extended edition)<br /><br /> Poster Message:
The coals were lit at the Pi Phi gate, For a cause so noble, a hunger so great. The sisters were flipping with philanthropic pride, With buns on the counter and cheese on the side. The "Pi Burger" sign was a beacon of light, Until the Red and Buff colors drifted into sight. Then came the Alpha Gam storming the yard, With a hunger for justice (or just beef by the yard). A tactical strike that no one expected, The grill was surrounded, the tongs redirected. The burgers were sizzling, a beautiful sound, Until AGD claimed the high patty ground. They seized the spatula, they seized the heat, They made off with every last morsel of meat. Not a slider was left, not a scrap of the feast, As the grill-takeover shifted from west unto east. The Pi Phis stood by, in a bun-less despair, While the scent of the heist lingered thick in the air. Oh, the Pi Burger Scandal, a tale for the ages, A chapter of beef in the Greek life pages. Though the grill may be cold and the patties long gone, The legend of "The Great Burger Theft" lingers on.