Nervous explosive diarrhea

Did anyone else experience lightning bolts coming out of your butts today? I’m wondering if I should go to the hospital or if it’s just the rush process. I’m nervous to go in person , do they let you use their bathroom, It’s embarrassed to ask my Rho Gam? If I’m having explosive diarrhea and all of Pi Beta Phi hears me will they drop me? I really wanted to be an angel.