Carl SOS heist.

Dear Carl SOS,
5’6 white boy, controller of crowds,

Guess what, my friend? Your living room is no longer around.

Your sofa is gone, your table too,

And those two cabinet doors said peace foo
You talk a big game, you run the show,

But tell me Carl - where’d your furniture go?
Might be time to play closing time,
Because if you couldn’t tell… that furniture is mine