4 way wine night last night

Last night’s 4-way wine night with Kappa, Sig Chi, Fiji, and Chi O was basically the Greek life version of the Hunger Games, but instead of fighting for survival

Highlights included:
A full-blown debate over whether Fiji served expired surges (why were they so warm??????)

Someone from sig chi deciding it was their moment to lead a karaoke rendition of “Mr. Brightside” even though no one asked for it

Sig Chi claiming they’re “not even tipsy” while flirting with every kappa in sight

Fiji absolutely FIRED up on aux with every good 2000s throwback known to man

By the end of the night, there was more surge on the floor than in anyone’s cups, someone was passionately debating which srat will have the best new mc and a sig chi threw up in the bushes outside