Frats as Cheese

Pikapps: mozzarella, collectively likeable
Delts: single slice of American cheese
Tep: blue cheese
Phi Psi: Swiss cheese
Beta: funny cow brand cheese
Aepi: smear
Phi Sig: pepper jack
Theta Chi: white chedder
Fiji: provolone
Phi delt: aged Parm
Asig: Gorgonzola
Sig ep: Colby Jack
Snu: Kraft powder
Sammy: cottage cheese (specifically good culture)
Evan’s scholars house: brie 😘😘😘😘