UCSB guys sound glum and like Madeo

They think I liked Madeo and start crying in a glum voice like losers that I didn't enjoy being a regular at Animal, Terrine, Pistola, Madeo, Angelini Osteria, Petit Trois, chi SPACCA, Il Pastaio, Toscana, Petrossian, etc. and they start going ballistic when they find out I was mind controlled to go to a foot resort called Gili Lankanfushi, a place where geed girls throw what they know and eat ice cream barefoot ridiculing people who keep their shoes on