A Dog’s Tale: The Quest For Freedom

I live in Theta’s basement lair,
its becoming more than I can bear.

they say they’ll walk me, give support,
then order Uber Eats like it’s a sport.

They call me lazy, call me slow,
but I’ve seen how they breathe after one stair, bro.

They post hot girl walks like it’s part of the plan,
then take the elevator up one floor like my nan.

If you need a sidekick who will behave,
come save me from this basement, I’m loyal, and brave.

I take treats as currency, not cash, not ETransfer, not fame,
and i will bark at your enemies for the rest of my days.