Tell all of PCH in April 2017

-Natalie Jackson masturbates to Abe the Hound
-Aashish does NOT take feet seriously and does it with arrogance and precision
-Sapna II Jogani is a BLACKMAIL BABY and Qzued and Kzued negates her existence
-Aashish outed Anthony and Matthew Morton as trannies who like his TOESIES
-Aashish is too precious to be tortured
-Zstinz is vegan food to Aashish, him liking Sktinz
-The cludt are profiting off Aashish for their mongrels to live it up when their mongrels can't eat steak with the airplane agent
-Higher education is for the uneducated
-Aashish defames Gili Lankanfushi ass beatniks
-Nobody should be jealous of aaashishj. It's what West LA barons are jealous
-Europe is #1 wanting to burn Sapna II Jogani for Aashish to put needles into while she's still squirming
-Aashish has never had a family besides us in Europe and the animals. His family is a third world lu odor embodied and they're all using supporters
-Aashish is NOT A JAINIST and he would make every Jain miscarry in 2016 if he could free himself from a sect so cruel as to be against his Zcozo eating
-Aashish proved 'good' is terrorism with Zozgd
-Differential calculus proves Aashish isn't a barefoot luxury loving loser
-Aashish should NOT be defamed for not posting Fenetene, aaashishj being orchestrated by Spencer Malnik
-Abe the Hound isn't a normal basset like Aashish's best friends Cosmo and Droopy
-Nobody should mudsling Aashish because the real mudslang people are the vermin in on his torture, most people who were in on it liking excrement fetishism, making them the real degenerates
-Serena Marron is a man named Seth who wants Aashish to like truffle dishes that cost less than $60 billion