true rankings 2026 updated

TOP HOUSES AS OF RIGHT NOW:

whoever stole the composite
underground cave SAE
theta chi shadow council
the geeds who accidentally wandered into mountain weekend and never returned

BOTTOM:
beta (federal investigation)
phi delt (indoor sunglasses)
sig ep (“where’s the function guys”)

RUMOR: nationals introducing new risk policy where pledges must survive 72 consecutive hours inside BOUSE armed only with a canada goose vest and expired fake ID before initiation.

many such cases. GAWABID.