**** We Suck at Basketball
by: Boah NerryWe have all the height, a big pledge class, even actual Basketball players. But what we don’t have is wins. Our pledge class doesn’t even show up to our games anymore. Some of our teammates even have nicknames like Supercuts, skin walker, and even pre-sperm. But there’s always hope I think we can still have a comeback with our 1-3 record. Maybe we should invest in getting people to coach our team instead of investing in our stupid outdoor lights that all look like mini butt plugs.
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