whats wrong with the men at uiuc

why is every man on this campus homosexual? i think they would rather get with their homeboys than a girl because by the looks of it, thats their main goal. why are you only talking to your frat at the bar? whats wrong with you all? i thought that trump was gonna make america great again, but all i see is some SISSY FEMBOYS crowding lion. grow a pair or stay home. we know you watch heated rivaly on the low