Real Fraternal Ranking
by: truth
Pray for me. Pray for my vision. Pray I don’t go blind trying to see who’s actually Touse and who’s washed. Let’s get it.
Pike:
Used to be big. Now? Straight ass fall off. Buns dead. Parties ghosted. Legacy only. Nothing ferda left.
Fiji:
No game. Zero rizz. Can’t talk to girls. Parties? Buns. Energy? Dead. Pledge class? Forget it. Couldn’t Touse their way out of a wet paper bag.
Theta Chi:
Chaos incarnate. Don’t know how to run a house. Pledges running for the hills. Hazing? A mess. Too loud, too soft, too dumb. Definitely not Touse.
ROSE:
Off campus. Barely counts. Feels like a social club pretending. Pledge class? Fertility negative. Looks? Some. Money? Maybe. Impact? None. Right now, maybe Touse-adjacent, but long term? Forget it.
Phi Psi:
Used to be Touse. Now? Who’s even showing up? Parties dead. Energy gone. Momentum? Canceled. Slipped hard.
Kappa Sigma:
Pledge class solid. Throw okay parties. Some try too hard, some are chill. Respectable, but still under radar. Not Touse yet, but could creep up if they play it smart.
Sigma Chi:
New. Relevant. Quiet. Smart. Building for the long game. Pledge class ferda as hell, good looking, well connected. Already feeling Touse. Definitely building a legacy. One year from now? TOUSE💯
End of the day? Some houses are cooked, some are ghosts, some are on the rise. Pike? Dead. Fiji? Dead. Theta Chi? Chaos. Phi Psi? Slipped. ROSE? Temporary shine. K Sig? Respectable for now... Sigma Chi? Ferda rising, already Touse.
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by: 😹Jan 2, 2026 12:58:02 PM
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