Letter to SAE 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Dear SAE,

It’s not us, it’s you.

Once upon a time, Chi Omega was your #1. We were the go-to, the OG, the ones you bragged about. But lately? You’ve been busy swooning over Gphi and leaving us on read. We get it—you’ve moved on.

Well… so have we.

We’ve found someone new. Someone who actually texts back, shows up, and appreciates our cowboy boots and sisterhood playlists. His name? SigEp.

SigEp laughs at our jokes. SigEp saves us a seat at socials. SigEp doesn’t ditch us for the shiny new thing across the street. Honestly, it feels good to be loved again.

So SAE, consider this our official breakup letter. Go ahead and enjoy Gphi. We’ll be just fine… sipping our drinks with SigEp.

No hard feelings (okay, maybe a few),
Your ex-#1,
Chi Omega 💔➡️❤️ SigEp