Reason to join every frat

More or less equal within tiers, especially as you go down

Dke touse, Great history, best northeast guys by far
Hall most well-balanced touse, super friendly and a diverse group of guys, with a strong international presence as well as a strong brotherhood, probably the best all-around house despite recent allegations that it's been slipping
Zete a great fit if you're into traditional Southern fraternity experience. Hunting, fly fishing, great kappa relations
Phipsi Best parties on grounds by far, optimistic and up-and-coming, likely to be second best by end of next year in terms of sheer rank


Sae strongest darties, cool guys and generally a pretty friendly group
SX good group of guys
Chiphi almost cult like brotherhood, cool culture and the alpha chapter. Not as stuck up as some of the other houses

Snu Best house on grounds by far
Fiji Best location on the grounds, right next to the corner with good relations and consistently strong PCS

Beta nicest guys.
Ksig Eli house in every way shape and form, if zate had a mental disability it would be KSig

Sammy a well-balanced house that punches above its weight in social calendar, possibly because of its location next to theta
OX a balanced brotherhood, rapidly rising as of late, so much better than it was a year and a half ago
Serp amazing house on the quad
DU probably the smartest house in this tier, lots of Brothers with serious ambition and the brains to back it up, punches well above its weight in brotherhood and has a really strong top end of each pledge class, often sig Kai or SAE drops
KA good spring darties, big yard\n\n\n\n\nElmo these guys had to go to the local short bus and ransack it to find their current pledge class, genuinely unsure where they found the aliens they dug up, approaching TDX level at this point