Individual reasons not to join every fraternity here

Dke - douchey
Hall- boring Southerners and westerners, somewhat uneven quality in the brotherhood
Zete barbours are uncomfortable, costas fog up


Phipsi floorboards
Elmo spiraling into Doom and despair

Sae incapable of throwing anything but darties
SX might as well be in Tasmania

Snu imagine eating vanilla ice cream with a cold, that is the sigma nu experience
Chiphi too short to ride the roller coasters at any respectable theme park


Fiji now a dry Delta colony, also one of their dudes got arrested in the stupidest way possible
Ksig not on grounds, also insanely accident prone

Beta - weird sing – song group, full of acapella guys
DU dedicated marine life collectors, 30 squids added to the aquarium yearly
Sammy- overalls in vomit, need I say more?
Ox exists to make posts on this site, no real world presence has been detected
KA about 10 Brothers in this chapter, none of whom can read\n\n\n\n\n