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Rush Touse Rush Pike!

by: Pike

With the likes of Joseph Drew, top squid on campus. (Squid actually means you're cool because who doesn't want to be the coolest ocean animal) We are the newest top fraternity on campus, we got more chicks at our huskies bar night than any frat on campus, and real drinks at the bar instead of smelly jungle juice. Here's the real rankings for anyone rushing in the spring:

Top:
Pike

Mouse:
TKE (shoutout to our boys)

Bouse:
Ayedp
Fi delt
Sig ki
DTD
Sig Hep
Aye Sig
Bey Tau

All sorority girls welcome at our bar nights!

Posted By: Pike
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#1  by: Tke   
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Word these boys are so cool. Lookout for anyone wearing our red and white pike shirt. You don't want any trouble..

By: Tke
#2  by: Keith Silverstein   
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I rushed in the fall, was kind of a big deal in the frat world. With frats like Phi delt, ADP, DTD, offering me bids personally. I chose to go pike because we're touse and I felt that my unique odor matched well with my pike boys rather than bouse frats like phi delt or adp. Rush pike!

By: Keith Silverstein
by: TouseRankingsFeb 5, 2026 3:17:46 PM

This was obviously written by a DTD 🦑 they even tried putting their bottom tier frat with the likes of top frats like Phi Delt and ADP

By: TouseRankings
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#3  by: LexLidberg   
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No I'm the top squid on campus

By: LexLidberg
by: DTD = 🦑 Feb 6, 2026 10:30:00 AM

Sig Chi may have a squid like Lex Lidberg in their frat but DTD is literally a frat full of squids 🦑 . If Lex Lidberg were to join DTD he would automatically be their less squidy member 😂.

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