Spring 2026 Srat/Frat Rankings (objectively correct)

This is a holistic ranking post spring quarter 2026 based on a mix of social standing, parties, campus presence, relevancy, and looks.

Sororities:
Aphi
PiPhi/Dg
Sk/Kkg
XO/Axo/Theta
Aoii/Tridelt
Rest are irrelevant

Frats:
Pike/Snu
Fiji/Sig ep
Lambda/Tke
AEPi
PhiDelt/Sammy
Rest are irrelevant

Some explanations:
Theta arguably on the rise and Axo could be considered on the rise as well. Aphi/PiPhi/Dg are still undisputed touses, although some would argue DG on the rise over PiPhi. XO is definitely on a downfall, and SK and Kappa remain roughly where they are.
Pike/Snu are undisputed touses although many would argue Snu on the rise with lots of Pike hate across campus and a less ideal Spring PC. Fiji was very impressive this year with parties and new PCs and as well as Sig Ep with a decent Spring PC and great parties making a great comeback in the Spring. Lambda roughly where they are but they threw with AEPi a lot and TKE got booted off campus (no rush/phil/ifc) and are slowly dying. AEPi slightly higher than Phidelt/Sammy only because they have decent relations with Aphi.

If you disagree you are just wrong or very biased. Obviously people have their favorites but this is the objectively correct ranking.