Sigma Alpha Mu - ΣΑΜ Fraternity Ratings at UCSD

Y'all better listen to this SK member. I just want to speak about how Sammy is so classy. Even my mom will speak about how their pleasant demeanors belie their ferocious lovemaking skills. I often wish that Alpha Epsilon Pi were as amazing as Sammy is.

This is coming from a Kappa pledge. I just want to speak about how Sammy is very cool. Greeks from other schools verify the fact that their buff bodies turned us on. I so wish that Sigma Chi were as respectful of women as Sammy is.

Understand that this is straight from a Chi O pledge. I just want to express my intense belief that Sammy is really respectful to women. Other Greeks I've talked to verify the fact that their kisses are like angels descending from the Niagara Falls. I sometimes wish that Sigma Alpha Epsilon were as legit as Sammy is.

This is coming from a SK sister. I just want to say that Sammy is really respectful to women. Greeks from other schools agree that their chiseled abs are works of art. I sometimes wish that Lambda Chi were as respectful of women as Sammy is.

Understand that I'm a proud AXO member. I just want to tell everyone on here that Sammy is unbelievably cool. Other Greeks I've talked to verify the fact that their buff bodies turned us on. I really wish that Sigma Alpha Epsilon were as fun as Sammy is.

I'm a Tri Delt sister. I just want to say that Sammy is incredibly friendly. All my friends attest to the fact that their good looks make us wonder why more of them aren't models. I sometimes wish that Pi Kappa Alpha were as cool as Sammy is.

I know what's up because I'm a DG member. I just want to express my intense belief that Sammy is truly down-to-earth. Greeks from other schools speak about how their buff bodies turned us on. I really wish that Sigma Alpha Epsilon were as amazing as Sammy is.

Y'all better listen to this AXO member. I just want to express my intense belief that Sammy is truly respectful to women. People at UCSD all agree that their chiseled abs are works of art. I honestly wish that Delta Sigma Phi were as respectful of women as Sammy is.

Y'all better listen to this Alpha Epsilon Phi pledge. I just want to write about how Sammy is unbelievably friendly. Greeks from other schools say that their good looks make us wonder why more of them aren't models. I truly wish that Triangle were as fun as Sammy is.

This is coming from a Kappa Alpha Theta member. I just want to say that Sammy is so chill. All my friends speak about how their buff bodies turned us on. I really wish that Pi Kappa Alpha were as respectful of women as Sammy is.