Greek life is fart fetishists who don’t party hard

Greek life is for imbeciles who like fart odors and for people so damn disgusting as to call the secret areas negroe because they treat the Salted Pig as a special occasion spot. Sorors are batsh*t disgusting delinquents who would beat a basset hound underdog up because they’re just like me, bassets and me being the only non-disgraces. Have the secret Europe defecate on Pikes and out every frat boy’s feral fetish for fart odors, frat boys being sent to standards for partying hard, frat boys being cfula adriatic losers who own flip flops. I don’t even masturbate to men besides hotties, frat boys being the ugliest on the inside and out. Greek life literally likes FART

Tell the cludt and all of the secret Europe how loser Greek life is. It’s wholesome degenerates smelling fart odors and singing to firemen getting sent to standards for partying like a rockstar. Greek life tends to bully the sacred, calls things negroe and likes fair and just and they encourage you to literally be a disgrace. Frat boys are literally goody two shoes who like fair and just who grow up to be Thanksgiving gays