I HAVE DECIDED TO RUSH

Hey guys, my name is Arthur. I’m a music tech major with a concentration in jazz guitar. I have decided to rush, oh boy am I excited !!!! My great aunt sally sue told me it would be a great opportunity to rush a fraternity at the university of Florida in Gainesville. I hope you frat daddies find me intriguing. I am looking for a group of guys who are nice, respect women, and even more importantly, respect animals. Also if any of you guys play jazz guitar, that would be a plus. I know a lot about jazz guitar, so I will probably talk about that during rush. I love sorority girls. I just love to look at them from a far. Maybe as a pledge you guys could make me talk to one as a joke (although that’s kinda hazing aha). I have a hot friend who’s in beta theta pi, and he says I would be perfect for them. They are my first choice, along with sigma chi and kappa alpha order. I can’t wait to be in a frat and drink IPAs (I don’t drink cheap) hopefully I’ll learn how to play pong.