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I HAVE DECIDED TO RUSH

by: Arthur cool kid

Hey guys, my name is Arthur. I’m a music tech major with a concentration in jazz guitar. I have decided to rush, oh boy am I excited !!!! My great aunt sally sue told me it would be a great opportunity to rush a fraternity at the university of Florida in Gainesville. I hope you frat daddies find me intriguing. I am looking for a group of guys who are nice, respect women, and even more importantly, respect animals. Also if any of you guys play jazz guitar, that would be a plus. I know a lot about jazz guitar, so I will probably talk about that during rush. I love sorority girls. I just love to look at them from a far. Maybe as a pledge you guys could make me talk to one as a joke (although that’s kinda hazing aha). I have a hot friend who’s in beta theta pi, and he says I would be perfect for them. They are my first choice, along with sigma chi and kappa alpha order. I can’t wait to be in a frat and drink IPAs (I don’t drink cheap) hopefully I’ll learn how to play pong.

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#1  by: Beta   
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We love jazz guitar here at beta theta pi! :) #slayyy

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#2  by: Sike   
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Just called all the rush chairs. You're fcked.

By: Sike
by: Arthur cool kidMay 28, 2020 6:10:10 PM

Nooo please don’t !!!!

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#3  by: Lol   
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I miss when the site was funny shi like this and not a bunch of spammed tor rankings

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#4  by: Jules   
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Poor dude.

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