the blunt truth about the tops

Ok I'm just going to say what every knows but doesn't want to admit and before you go accusing me of being in a certain house I can guarantee you you'd be surprised which one I'm actually in. But here it goes....
Adpi's the best. It is what it is. And before you start saying oooo they've got a handful more Christians than the other houses, who cares?! As much as I'm sure we'd all like to hate on Adpi's seemingly flawless image it's just not possible without sounding like completely bitter & bigoted idiots. Their good moraI compass is prob why they're the only top house known for sisterhood, are insanely involved on campus, and somehow maintain strong fraternal relations without getting a bad rep. They've been pretty much perfect since the beginning of time and it's annoying as ef but there's no way around it.
Zeta's the hottest. For years that hasn't changed. And before you start saying oooo their overall hot to just average ratio isn't what it used to be, so what?! They still pull really pretty girls come recruitment. Being hot is their thing so just let them have it. Sure they've got problems but who doesn't?!
DDD's the most flashy. They've got the best house of the tops (4 at least 2 more years until others start rebuilding) and there's nothing anyone else can do to compete with that aspect. Year after year they'll pull just enough top rushees dazzled by their stunning home to keep them relevant, so stop trying to make ddd not happen, they're going to happen.