Chill on stevens

Alright, since the fire died down, let me tell you about the REAL Stevo; Cole Stevens, the “Balding Eagle”, and the only person to turn chaos into a character arc. Rewind Back to “the land,” he was throwing Project X level parties like it was light work, then somehow flipped the script into becoming Greek life’s most unexpected whistleblower after getting dropped! Some people call it snitching, Stevo calls it doing what had to be done. But honestly, none of that even compares to the real legacy: the grapes. Five of them. Not four, not six… five grapes, like it’s some kind of sacred number he’s built his entire identity around. People don’t even debate the story anymore, they just nod and go, “yeah… the five grapes guy.” Overall stud and got my least favorite fraternity the boot till 2030!! What can this guy do?