KAPPA KAPPA ARMY (gestapo)

I was enjoying a lovely walk by kappa this morning in the snow. When all of the sudden, no less than 13 members rushed out of the house heavily armed and padded me down. They had dogs sniffing me? I got the impression they were looking for "snow." Which confused me because it was a blizzard?? They also had weird stuff around their noses... Strange things amuck at kappa kappa GESTAPO today