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Dear Delta Zeta,
We kindly thank you for your business and hope that all plumbing issues are now resolved at your house. While we regret the toilet pipes leaking on to the street and causing black ice, the clogging was far too severe to let girls into your house. We appreciate your cooperation at this time and hope that your bowl movements become more regular in coming days.
Best wishes,
Ohio State Plumbing