TKE I’m so sorry honey

TKE is like if DKE got involved in an accident with a rare radioactive goo banned from the government which stunts physical and mental growth. They were transported to the hospital where doctors looked at their CT scans and quickly realized the part of the brain associated with critical thinking had not been present but was someone not the responsibility of the goo. When returning to campus, they had the body of 16 year old boy and face only a mother could love. They prey on lowest of mid tier sororities because they are physically incapable of talking to a girls who are above a 5, their skin literally blisters when within 10 feet of a DG. Their chapped lips and robust, warm dependency to alcoholism make it impossible to sustain healthy relationship which is why they watch their former lover be cucked by the likes of Kappa Alpha Order. This only intensified their insecurities which is why their castle is littered with punched walls and screaming matches.

I feel for these boys, I really do.