PSA: stop scratching

Spotted: The men of Delta Tau all scratching like they just got attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes… in September . 🦟🤔Rumors say it’s not the dry air. 👀At first people thought it was bed bugs… then laundry detergent… then maybe an allergic reaction to Natty Light. But witnesses report it’s spreading faster than their gc beefs. The chapter has now designated an official ‘Itch Chair’ on exec to handle complaints
Stay safe out there, kings. Lotion helps… but maybe a doctor does too. 🫢