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What is the machine?

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#1  by: Really   
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Read past posts or Google it.

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#2  by: DB Skule   
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Like the poor kid in an exclusive restaurant, sugar, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I'm going to make it as succinct as I can. I'm a member of the machine and folks like me make decisions about life at UA for people like you. Members of the machine are special, secret and filthy rich. Our parents pull the strings in this elite state and we'll do the same for our kids. And frankly, you should thank your lucky stars that there are people like me making the big decisions for people like you. God bless the machine, God bless Old Row and God Bless Alabama!

Have a blessed day y'all!

By: DB Skule
by: omgJan 24, 2016 8:26:58 PM

this sounds like something straight out of the purge or even off of the Onion, and I actually cracked a smile at this

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