Srat Ranks / Funnel
by: Z
Alpha:
PM / ZTA / KKG / KD / XO
- PM + ZTA most popular across regions, KKG/KD/XO most popular in-state / old row.
Top:
AXO/AGD/DDD/APHI
- AXO/AGD are the more studious girls, less broad appeal. DDD just below KD/KKG/XO in popularity. All the ZTA/PM types who get here go Aphi.
Upper-Mid:
PBP/GPHI/ADP/DZ
- AXO/AGD/DDD types go PBP/ADP. The next level below Aphi, more OOS or more cool/partiers go Gphi, and a mix of all these go DZ.
Mid:
DG, KAT, AOP
Bottom:
SK
Commentby: Genuine QOct 19, 2026 3:18:58 PM
How could you not place zeta as a top house at this point? Not THE top house, but a top house…esp with the demographic changes at the school.
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by: UmmmmmOct 24, 2026 8:36:27 PM
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by: Almost perfect Oct 26, 2026 10:25:13 PM
I would move AXO up one, because they get girls that could be in other top houses, but aren’t as drawn to snobs, partying, or pink, but besides that I think this is honestly just about perfect.
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by: This!Oct 27, 2026 6:58:27 AM
I agree 💯! AXO should be top row before KD, KKG, XO, and PM! Consistently a top house in everything.
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by: UmmmmOct 18, 2026 6:36:10 AM
Not as delusional as Aphi.
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