Squirrel attack in alpha gam

I was so excited for sisterhood round at alpha gam… we walked in and the ceremony began. I thought their recruitment chair was going to come out and speak about their love for each other, but to my surprise candice from phineas and ferb emerged and starting singing “S.I.M.P. squirrels in my pants” the whole chapter was sobbing and seemed so touched by the message. the lights started flashing and they all developed bushy tails and beady eyes. the girl who walked my in jumped on my shoulder and fed me nuts. since ive left ive noticed an abundance of fur and i’m constantly craving cashews. please tell me if this is normal and if i should go to DCH…

-concerned PNM