University fraternity boy hookup

What your UA fraternity (University only) hookup says about you, let’s do it:
1. Sigma Nu: if you hookup with a snu you care about image and you should bc they’re hot
2. Phi Gam: if you hook up with a phi gam you’re the ‘cool girl who doesn’t know she’s cool’
3. Beta: if you hookup with a beta, Congrats you hooked up with a boy that’s in a fraternity with the same name as a common pet. Like your dead betta that you flushed down the toilet in 4th grade, it’s time to say goodbye.
DKE: you’re either a KD or Kappa or a random new row sorority and you were under a spell because you realized the next morning the 5’4” brown haired boy from mobile was actually very average. also congratulations dke on the new foosackly’s.