funniest stories from rush

I went to a house wearing really nice wedges with my toes exposed. The rusher started telling me how she loved my feet, and how much she loves feet in general. She wants to be a foot doctor because she is so in love with feet. And she kept staring at mine... I was a little uncomfortable

So, not really ha-ha funny but for philanthropy round, the very first house I went to for that day was an old row house. Girl I got paired with immediately goes, "So, tell me what you like best about our philanthropy." Talk about a deer in the headlights moment. On top of that, she was kinda snooty when I said I really knew nothing and hoped to learn what her house liked about their philanthropy. And, she shared that little fact with the next girl who came over to talk to me. I was mortified. Needless to say, I googled every houses philanthropy after that. And, guess what? That house was the only one who asked me that question!!! Guess what else? I dropped that house for being too snide to a PNM.

I had an ice cube go down the wrong way at phi mu, and wound up choking and coughing up a lung. So embarrassing! They were actually really nice about it, but they did cut me next round.

A girl from alpha chi complimented my shoes and asked what brand they were. I told her where were from and she wrinkled her nose and said, "well they are cute even if they are cheap, just realize you are better off buying nicer shoes, they will last longer."