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🚨🚨 CORNELL IFC POWER RANKINGS 2026 🚨🚨
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🥇 SIGMA PI: the goose pecked them first. no further questions 🪿✅
🥈 ACACIA: 6 guys. 6 LEGENDS. 6x MULTIPLIER 🔥🔥
🥉 ZETA PSI: house so loud the McGraw bells filed a noise complaint 🔔😤
4️⃣ DELTA CHI: 98 members?? that's not a frat that's a ZIP CODE 📮📈
5️⃣ PHI KAPPA TAU: nobody knows what they do. MYSTERY BOX 🎁❓
6️⃣ KAPPA SIGMA: hit a 1000x on vibes 💎🙌
7️⃣ PI KAPPA PHI: parked in a Collegetown tow zone. LOST IT ALL 🚗💀
8️⃣ BETA THETA PI: the goose bit one of them. RIGGED?? 🪿🩸 (it was the goose)
9️⃣ SIGMA CHI: dice rolled into Cascadilla Gorge. RANK LOST FOREVER 🌊🎲
🔟 ALPHA DELTA PHI: slipped on Libe Slope, rolled down 6 spots ⛷️📉
1️⃣1️⃣ DELTA UPSILON: ceilings so low the goose had to duck 🪿⬇️ STILL GOATED 🐐
1️⃣2️⃣ SIGMA NU: spent their whole bankroll at CTB 🥯💸
1️⃣3️⃣ ALPHA GAMMA RHO: bet the farm. LITERALLY. it's in Freeville now 🐄🚜
1️⃣4️⃣ CHI PSI: took a nap during Statics. woke up rank 14 😴📉
1️⃣5️⃣ SIGMA ALPHA MU: ROBBED 🚨 filed an appeal with the goose. goose said HONK (denied) 🪿⚖️
1️⃣6️⃣ ALPHA SIGMA PHI: pure RNG. the goose has no mercy 🪿🎰💔
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