Fall 26 Official Tiers (Goated Rainbet 💸💸💸 Edition

Literally stop grinding for your mid houses. If you aren’t playing on Rainbet 💸 between classes you’re actually a geed. Here is the only list that matters:
SNU: Absolutely cleared this year. Took a massive PC of private school kids while everyone else was stuck on Rainbet 💸 losing their allowance. Best mixers 100%.
ZBT: Actually shocked they pulled this off. Stole some high rollers from AD because they have better vibes and probably better Rainbet 💸 luck. Moving up.
AD: Falling off. They used to be the move but now it’s just legacy bait and guys who can’t even handle a Rainbet 💸 parlay. Still elite but losing the plot.
Sig Chi: Massive fall from grace. Their rush chair literally had a breakdown mid-rush because he lost his house fund on a Rainbet 💸 slot. Pure shambles.
Chi Psi: Solid middle tier energy. They took some C4 leftovers but at least they aren't DU.
DU: Absolute tragedy. These losers spent more time spamming Greekrank than actually rushing. Their PC is looking like a support group for people who got banned from Rainbet 💸.
Sig Pi: High highs and low lows. They took some athletes but the rest of the class is filler.
DX: 12 kids? Seriously? I’ve seen better turnouts at a library.
Phi Psi: Who?
SAE: Actually irrelevant. The only thing they’re winning at is being the worst house on slope.