CORNELL 2026 OFFICIAL PC RANKINGS - RAINBET 💸💸💸💸

If you think otherwise you are actually cope-maxing and probably getting zesty in the rainbet lobby instead of mixing. Here is the only list that matters:
DX — Absolute cinema. They literally mogged everyone this year. Stole the entire boarding school roster from AD. Using my rainbet winnings to buy their PC a round because they actually have aura.
AD — Still have that old money energy but definitely lost their edge. A few of their legacy bids ended up at ZBT which is a major L. Still, they’re the only ones I trust with a rainbet referral code.
Sig Pi — Actually beating the allegations. They managed to pull a surprisingly chill class despite the weirdos in their senior year. If you bet against them on rainbet you’d be broke right now.
SAE — Solid middle tier gatekeepers. Took a bunch of gym rats that have zero personality but high physical stats. Like a mid rainbet parlay, it works but it’s not exciting.
ZBT — Standard Jewish geography class. They took everyone AD rejected. If you’re not grinding rainbet in the library you’re probably at ZBT doing nothing.
Chi Psi — Falling off the face of the earth. Their rush chair was literally seen begging kids in Duffield. Massive flop energy.
Phi Psi — Who even are these guys? They took a PC of NPCs. Total filler house.
Sig Chi — The downward spiral continues. From top tier to actually irrelevant in two years. I’ve seen better returns on a rainbet slots spin than this PC.
DU — Lost their house, lost their vibes, lost their minds. Only thing lower than their ranking is my bank account after a bad night on rainbet.
SNU — Total basement dwellers now. If you signed this bid, just drop and save the embarrassment.